411 for Rio Grande Valley of Texas

[crushme99]

I will be in the McAllen / Harlingen are of Texas for the first week of March. A search shows nobody in that immediate area. Any suggestions about muscle that might be close enough for an easy travel to me? Hands-on muscle worship and lots of it is my priority. Kissing and some BFE is frosting on the muscular cake.

[+ BenjaminNicholas]

Not only is The Valley a nearly non-existent market for guys, the gay scene there is DOA.

 

The one gay bar, PBDs, is a shithole with really, really bad drag and slow bartenders.

[crushme99]

Yikes

[+ azdr0710]

if you get desperate, here's the aforementioned PBDs

 

http://pbds-mcallentx.com/

[+ g56whiz]

Everything is big in Texas especially the distances. Texans drive hundreds of miles for lunch or a game of golf. Check out Houston or maybe San Antonio.

ps. I live in nearby Laredo which is the worlds largest gay closet.

[+ BenjaminNicholas]

if you get desperate, here's the aforementioned PBDs

 

http://pbds-mcallentx.com/

 

The locals call it the world's largest piece of kindling.

 

To me, it's like an asbestos museum. I'm kinda shocked it didn't burn down years ago.

 

It says everything about this bar that their website can't even spell out the word 'ASS'

[+ keroscenefire]

It says everything about this bar that their website can't even spell out the word 'ASS'

 

Was that web site made on Geocities? I'm surprised there isn't a web counter.

[+ BenjaminNicholas]

Was that web site made on Geocities? I'm surprised there isn't a web counter.

 

I literally just laughed out loud in the gym.

 

People are now staring.

[+ keroscenefire]

I literally just laughed out loud in the gym.

 

People are now staring.

 

Haha..I think there would be people staring at you regardless of whether you just laughed. But glad to make you smile.