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There was an escort based in the L.A. area who lived in a North Hollywood-area apartment, and was well-liked in this forum. I thought his name was “Jay”, although I can find no reviews of a “Jay” in Los Angeles which fit his description. I know he would have been reviewed. He was a bigger dude with a football player-type body, smooth & muscular, brown hair, but would have to be around 40 by now. He would also offer his clients beer or something before the session began. I tried searching “Jay”, but the search function does not work with only three letters.

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I met him a couple or so times. Very energetic and eager. Yes, a good-buddy beer kinda guy. He was on the forum, too, but hasn't posted in a long while. I think there was a '27' in his forum handle. Jaker27???

 

EDIT: yes, JLA is who Jaker27 is and he last logged in to the forum in September, 2018......I distinctly remember always-positive "JLA" reviews at daddysreviews and they are gone now....

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There was an escort based in the L.A. area who lived in a North Hollywood-area apartment, and was well-liked in this forum. I thought his name was “Jay”, although I can find no reviews of a “Jay” in Los Angeles which fit his description. I know he would have been reviewed. He was a bigger dude with a football player-type body, smooth & muscular, brown hair, but would have to be around 40 by now. He would also offer his clients beer or something before the session began. I tried searching “Jay”, but the search function does not work with only three letters.

 

Not that it's any of my business, but did you ever hire him? I tried a few times but our schedules didn't match. Plus I wasn't entirely sure if he was really into kissing. His niche was more of a bro type along with having a humongous tallywacker. He seemed like he would have been a great guy to pal around with. I was just never actually sure how he'd be for a weekend as a boyfriend even though he said he'd be ok with bottoming.

 

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I need someone here to write an escort parody of 'Try To Remember' from The Fantasticks right now

Something like:

 

Try to remember the kind of September

When tats were rarer and dick was thicker

Try to remember the kind of September

When ass was tighter and lube was slicker.

Try to remember the kind of September

When you were a hung and muscular fellow.

Try to remember, and if you remember,

Then follow.

 

Right?

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I need someone here to write an escort parody of 'Try To Remember' from The Fantasticks right now

Something like:

 

Try to remember the kind of September

When tats were rarer and dick was thicker

Try to remember the kind of September

When ass was tighter and lube was slicker.

Try to remember the kind of September

When you were a hung and muscular fellow.

Try to remember, and if you remember,

Then follow.

 

Right?

 

But what you haven't considered, @rvwnsd, is that for @Benjamin_Nicholas, if you think about your lyrics

 

...these are the good old days

And stay right here 'cause these are the good old days

(These are the good old days)

(These are the good old days)

(These are the good old days)

(These are the good old days)

 

 

Gman

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But what you haven't considered, @rvwnsd, is that for @Benjamin_Nicholas, if you think about your lyrics

 

...these are the good old days

And stay right here 'cause these are the good old days

(These are the good old days)

(These are the good old days)

(These are the good old days)

(These are the good old days)

 

 

Gman

But that isn't how the song goes :)

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Something like:

 

Try to remember the kind of September

When tats were rarer and dick was thicker

Try to remember the kind of September

When ass was tighter and lube was slicker.

Try to remember the kind of September

When you were a hung and muscular fellow.

Try to remember, and if you remember,

Then follow.

 

Right?

 

JUST GIVE HIM THE TONY RIGHT NOW.

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Not that it's any of my business, but did you ever hire him? I tried a few times but our schedules didn't match. Plus I wasn't entirely sure if he was really into kissing. His niche was more of a bro type along with having a humongous tallywacker. He seemed like he would have been a great guy to pal around with. I was just never actually sure how he'd be for a weekend as a boyfriend even though he said he'd be ok with bottoming.

 

Gman

Yeah, I saw him once about 5 years ago. I always wondered what happened to him....

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That's Jay. I know that he has had back issues over the years and he in fact threw his back out after our initial meeting. The day before he was at the gym and lifted too much weight and was having some pain. I found out the next day he had pulled something in his back as a result or our extracurricular activities. :)

 

I still keep in touch with him...and as far as I know he is still available for hire. Not sure how he advertises these days, but he told me he has a job that he likes and that he still sees clients on the side.

 

I've known him for a long time now and we have become good friends, so much so that we no longer have a professional relationship and when I am in town, we meet up for dinner and will take in the occasional movie. He is a cool guy and has become a very good friend to me over the years.

 

I will reach out to him and see if he would like to get back onto the forum again. I don't know if he is willing to have his email address put out there, otherwise I would post it.

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Mr. Nicholas I know you have one parody but might I offer another?

 

Try to remember the man with a member

Whose style was slow but not so mellow

Try to remember the man with a member

Whose ass was firm not at all like Jello

Try to remember the man with a member

Who made you surrender. He's no callow fellow

Try to remember and if you remember

Then swallow.

 

Try to remember a man of such splendor

That made you come upon your pillow

Try to remember a man of such splendor

That when you creamed you screamed out God No

Try to remember a man of such splendor

That your lust was an ember about to billow

Try to remember you can better surrender,

if you

Swallow, swallow, swallow

 

Deep in your ender, its nice to surrender

Although you know, some pain with follow

Deep in your ender its nice to surrender

Without the hurt the pleasure's hollow

Deep in your ender, its nice to surrender

To the heat of the member, that made you yell "oh"

Deep in your bender, your mouth should surrender

and swallow. Swallow. Swallow.

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Mr. Nicholas I know you have one parody but might I offer another?

 

Try to remember the man with a member

Whose style was slow but not so mellow

Try to remember the man with a member

Whose ass was firm not at all like Jello

Try to remember the man with a member

Who made you surrender. He's no callow fellow

Try to remember and if you remember

Then swallow.

 

Try to remember a man of such splendor

That made you come upon your pillow

Try to remember a man of such splendor

That when you creamed you screamed out God No

Try to remember a man of such splendor

That your lust was an ember about to billow

Try to remember you can better surrender,

if you

Swallow, swallow, swallow

 

Deep in your ender, its nice to surrender

Although you know, some pain with follow

Deep in your ender its nice to surrender

Without the hurt the pleasure's hollow

Deep in your ender, its nice to surrender

To the heat of the member, that made you yell "oh"

Deep in your bender, your mouth should surrender

and swallow. Swallow. Swallow.

 

 

I was hoping someone would wordplay with swallow-swallow-swallow

 

Well-played sir.

 

... And with Fran Drescher back on television, I think we lost a lead for MOB MOMS.

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