How to get your hotel masseur to give you 'relief'

[Guest jeffboy]

Sometimes they will and sometimes not - I always drop $20 on the side table when I come in and say its for them to give me a good finish off - sometimes it works and other times they act dumb. So next step is to ask at the end (if they're playing innocent) and sometimes that works... I haven't found the foolproof line or approach yet, so wondering what other's experiences are. Let's share some ideas!

[Guest Ken]

Interesting question. When I hire a masseur to give me a massage, I always wonder if they will or if they won't. I usually do not dare ask as I would feel extremely embarassed if it were a "no" answer and undoubtedly would also embarass the masseur. On the other hand, I would suspect that if you are "erect" when they ask you to turn over on your back, this would signal them that you are "up for it. If you are not "erect", will or should the masseur try to arouse you?

Howe does one approach the issue with the masseur?

[Bilbo]

When you ask any question, there is no foolproof way to make sure that the answer will be yes. Don't be ridiculous. If the answer is no, please take it gracefully.

And don't expect them to take the initiative. I was once in a horrible position in a very swank hotel where I did take the initiative and the client took offence at it and kept telling me if I didn't leave he was going to call the hotel security. I left as fast as I could but it sure seemed for a while that he wasn't going to give me time to fold up and pack my table before I did so. A table can be nearly a $1,000 investment, which you are holding hostage by lying on it. And if you got the masseur through the hotel, there is a chance that he is a hotel employee (Not a large chance here in Houston, but maybe elsewhere ...) and would loose his job if you were to make a strenuous complaint that he had been fresh with you.

There is a widespread misconception that somehow it is legal for a masseur to masturbate a client. Wrong! Here in Texas it is even illegal for me to see your member. You legally have to be draped carefully as you get onto the table so that I don't see it and the drape has to be left on at all times or the state is all too willing to call it escorting.

Which brings us to my last point. If you want to gurarantee that you are going to get sexual relief, get an escort! Although it has been shown many times on these pages that that isn't a guarantee, either, at least it is on their job description. Which it isn't for masseurs.

That's assuming, and I know I am unfair to so assume, that you are talking about hotels in the USA. Perhaps you deserve a different answer if you are actually talking about another country. Are you?

And if you want things to be different, contact your state legislators and your state board of health and try to get the ball rolling.

[HooBoy]

There are certain Asian Hotels where you will find a messeur to gratify you and they are listed the the Damron books.

 

I am in American hotels a LOT. To leave an extra 20 on the table in hopes of getting your rocks off is, I think, more tacky than asking if you can get a suite at a Four Seasons Hotel for a special rate, with all due respect to Rod Hagen...

 

HooBoy

Email: HooBoy@male4malescorts.com

[Guest squaddie]

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I am a frequent traveller to the Far East. How do I get a copy of a 'Damron' book? What is its official title? How much does it cost?

[Bilbo]

The Damron guide has been coming out since I was a colt. Any resonably complete gay bookstore should have it.

[Losgatan]

Squaddie:

 

Damron also has a web site where you can order their guides directly. The URL is:

 

http://www.damron.com/

[jack]

When masseus arrives, confirm the price and ad there'll be $20 extra for a complete job. When he asks if there are any particular areas, tell him especially the quads and abs. After he has setup and washed his hands, lie face down, naked. Tell him you prefer not to use a sheet for cover. When he gets to the area up and inside your legs, raise your butt just slightly to give him plenty of room and encouragement. When you turn over, encourage him to concentrate on the lower abdomials. The rest is up to you.

For international travelers, in Taipe it is a city ordanance that masseuses are blind. A pleasant time is to go the the hotel's Fitness Center and tell the attendant you want a massage. When he asks you for anyone special, tell him you want a young man with strong hands. Then, go the the weight room, swim in the pools, have a sauna before going to the massage room. There, lie nude under a sheet until he arrives. It's incredible. Would suggest having this done in the privacy of your room if your wife is not travelling with you.

[Bilbo]

First, let me tell you that any experienced masseur has seen these tricks before and has hopefully learned not to be too insulted by them should he not agree with their use.

Then, let me tell you of one possible problem here.

A masseur causes sensations in another person, some of them a bit painful, though never harmful, all of them he administers with confidence and some force knowing that he will in the long run be relaxing and pleasing the person he is manipulating. Guess what? That's also a good definition of a leather master.

In fact, several different people, particularly those who have gone through a form of massage called rolfing, have asked me if all masseurs are SM Masters. Well, I am both and I know several others who are as well, and I certainly wouldn't be surprised if there are a lot of others, given the similarity in the profiles of the two practices.

So, if you are lying face down in front of a leather master and raise your butt off of what you are lying on and make sure that you leave room under your body, practically putting your balls in his hand, just what does your body language say to that master? Something like "Yes sir, Daddy sir. Please spank my little butt hard, very hard, sir. Please squeeze my nuts hard, too. Break them, sir. I'm not made of crystal."

It continues to be my suggestion that you simply ask the masseur and if the answer is no, take it kindly and remember that if you wanted a guaranteed yes you would be paying escort fees, usually about twice as high, even if it were possibly to that same man.

[Guest trickiedick]

what hotel are u refering to

[jack]

The Sherwood, 111 Min Sheng East. Excellent location. First Class accommodations. Three super restaurants, complete Fitness facility with pool on the Tenth Floor. The massage room is a few steps from the sauna in the men's locker room.