NativeNewYorkGuy

Why not just answer, "Not today--we're just serving mixed drinks, beer, hard seltzers, and soft drinks. But next time feel free to bring a bottle!"

It's too bad, because I was planning on taking a second mortgage or whatever to pay for one of his sessions next time he came to the US. I thought he was a little kooky, but probably worth it for the experience he seemed to provide. Now he seems not kooky but a little crazy. I certainly don't want to pay to be called demonic" just because I want some body contact, mutual touch, and a release along with my new-age mumbo-jumbo. Seriously, though, I feel bad for him. He must be in pain.

Has anyone else seen his very long Instagram message today? I couldn't quite understand what he was going on about--is he giving up erotic massage? If anyone can explain, I'd appreciate it. About my hypocrisy. About today's day of rebirth. About the call signs of the devil during sex.

I had a massage from LouisMonti a few months ago and left this review on RentMasseur: "LouisMonti gives a deep, soulful, connected massage. His warmth, his passion, and his yoga knowledge make for a pretty perfect massage. I can honestly say I lost myself in his hands--which is ultimately what we really want from a sensual massage. I recommend him highly."

Is it just me or would anyone else like to get a massage from a hot Mormon man who starts out in his secret Mormon underwear and slowly strips down?

I have.

Or French, for that matter. But if massage is his profession, or even his pastime, I would expect him to have figured out that the two words are different. All I'm saying is that if he hasn't figured that much out, he's most likely unskilled.

I would never go to a male practitioner who calls himself a "masseuse." Never.

Finally got my massage from Chris, and boy was it worth waiting for. I'll post a review on RentMasseur later today.

We should form a club and compare notes.

I would never. Nickel-and-diming is anathema to me.

But then what would be the rate for an hour of massage and a half hour of full service?

So he didn't send you a request to link? It was was just suggested to you by the algorithm? It's 2023, and it meant nothing. It happens to all of us, and you should have just chuckled to yourself and snooped at his profile pics.

He's very handsome and very sexy. I recommend him.

"Self-release" is a disqualifier for a sensual or erotic massage. I'd rather spend that money on a legit therapeutic massage with no release than to be expected to release myself.