How do y’all handle messages asking for details? I mean I look them up and see how long they have been here and how many posts/comments/reviews they have, but still.
”Hi. How was your session with [insert masseur]?”
”He was very thorough, good technique, was willing to vary his methods based on my preferences, did not watch the clock or haggle for a tip. He left me loosened and spent.”
”So was he accommodating?”
“Oh yeah, he had no trouble putting a condom on that horsecock of his before he plowed me blind.”
”So did you tip more than $40 for that?”