Awwshuck

Simmer down, honey. Ah can appreciate a good lookin fella without playin into the hands of the devil.

That boy's so good lookin ah..........well ah just don't know what ta say. Whah am ah feelin all wet down there?

Ah wish she had acknowledged me in her address. Ah sent her mah favorite Huckabee family Christmas recipes.

Thank you for your post. The WHPO will reopen Wednesday, December 26. Merry Christmas.

No politics today, honey. Ahm here ta spread a lil Christmas cheer, maybe say a lil about Christmas dinner

he's nuts

Lose a few pounds and get a new job

ENTRAPMENT!! TRICKED BY THE DEEP STATE INTO LYING WHEN AH DIDNT KNOW IT WAS ILLEGAL TO DO IT!! SAD!!

Ah know you elite liberals don't count the little people who do the work, but boss ain't alone. The WH staff serves at his pleasure.

Sorry, folks, one more wish. Boss would blister mah butt if ah didn't add, "an end to the Mueller witch hunt" to mah wish list for Santa. Merry!

Hopefully, they are back for the new year.

Thanks, honey. Ahl ah want for Christmas is: *Peace, prosperity, and #freedom of worship# here and abroad *A border wall *Less fake news *A court order makin me the sole owner of mah late deceased Aunt Rocky's Shoney's Big Boy collection *A promotion into a cabinet post before ah hit the private sector again *A "date" with @TruthBTold's avatar *The keys to mah late deceased Uncle Bozo 's safe deposit boxes *Less Acosta, More Hannity *The return of @Kenny *The return of @nynakedtop #. #= for Christians

Merry Christmas to you, sir. Mind if ah say a bit about mah wish list for Santa?

Was this before or after Lowe's sex tape got out? If after, was this his lame attempt to rehabilitate himself?

Take your drink with ya to the lil Boys' room.

Have any of you boys trahd Little Rock? It's the city of brown n serve rolls!

Oh yeah, I forgot. There are good people on both sides.

Gaylord is mah no count cousin on the Missouri side. He was at Charlottesville.......

Can we move on from that?

That's Mah cousin Billy Bob's son, Cooter. He's throwin his lahf away, but Billy Bob keeps givin him money from his "lab" earnings. That boy oughta be in reform school if ya ask me.

Whatever happened to Faye's play about Maria Callas, "Master Class"? Did she sell the rights to make a movie about it?

And ya maght be rite, honey. Had take a bullet for the boss. And if he wants me ta stay, ahl stay.

Ahm getting out whahl the gettin's good. Poor boss, who could possibly replace me?

Reckon this is mah last post. Probably steppin down from WHPS job around the end of the year. Thank you for putting up with me and all mah relatives. Merry Christmas/Happy New Year

Careful, honey.