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Kristian was one of the first guys I ever hired and has been one of my regulars ever since. I was devastated when he moved from LA to Northern California, since I’ve always spent more time in SoCal vs. NoCal, and for years I would never go to LA without seeing him at least once (usually more). Since he moved north I’ve started going up to the Palo Alto area a couple of times a year just to see him. Cannot say enough good things about him. Great personality, and just an all-around quality guy. He’s definitely in his 40s now (which at 57 is a plus in my book), and I honestly find him more attractive now than when we first met well over 10 years ago. And his body is just as sculpted as it was back then. I’m not sure I’ve ever seen anyone in their 40s with a body like his. It is FLAWLESS - and not overdone either - it’s just perfect. I almost always book 3-4 hours and I don’t know that he has ever cum less than 3 times. He’s been with his partner forever and doesn’t do hookups except with clients (another plus in my book), and I honestly think he escorts primarily because he gets off on having sex. He is as into the sex as any guy I’ve ever been with, paid or otherwise (and I’ve been with my share lol). I’ve actually told him “I don’t know if you’re as into the sex as you seem to be, but if you’re not, then your acting abilities are right up there with Meryl Streep.” Spending an evening with Kristian is like spending an evening with a longtime friend who just happens to be packing nine rock hard inches and who constantly wants to have sex. If anyone wants additional info DM me.

I was on that plane with him, Lol. He didn't tell me he was planning to do a photo shoot - and when he was done he just sat back down next to me and without saying anything, iMessaged me the photo. I almost spit out my drink. I can confirm that he is definitely fun to travel with.

I know AF_Muscle very well - I saw him just a couple of weeks ago. He's drop dead gorgeous, has a flawless body, and has one of the biggest pieces of equipment I've ever seen (and knows how to use it) - and he's perfectly versatile. He's also very smart, has a great personality, is always horny, and totally into guys 40 and older. Here's the thing though, he has a *really* good job, so he doesn't escort full time. And he also has a number of regular, long-term clients, so he doesn't always advertise. Bottom line is that when he does advertise, he gets tons of inquiries, and to be quite candid, he's just not very good about responding to all the requests he gets. But it definitely has nothing to do with the age, size, or looks of the potential client, it's a matter of him being way too busy, way too popular, and not escorting full time. I'm not making excuses for him, just telling you that's the reality. If you want to know anything specific about him, feel free to PM me.

Buddy Jones retired from escorting and porn and moved back to his hometown in maritime Canada. Saw some photos of him recently and he looks great.

I've been obsessed with this topic for as long as I can remember, and while I've seen some truly impressive ones over the years, Trigga in Phoenix absolutely takes the cake. It's basically the size of a 16 oz. can of Miller Lite, and - no exaggeration - weighs about two pounds. And unlike many dicks that are 9+ and mega-thick, Trigga's gets - and stays - as hard as a rock. It really is a sight to (among other things) behold. https://rentmen.com/Trigga

I've met up with Josh many times - he's one of the few guys who has been to my home. Great looking, great personality, educated, and one of the very best tops I know. Very much the whole package. Even my dogs loved him.

I've hired Tony several times in the past couple of years and have had nothing but good experiences with him. He's always been nice and pleasant to deal with. And we've always had a great time together.

I've always felt that most escorts fall into one of two broad categories (with some overlap, but ultimately most guys fall more so into one category than the other) - (1) guys who escort because of the money, and (2) guys who escort because of the sex. The former are much more likely to ask for pics. Being escorts, they're still probably very open sexually and sex-positive, but ultimately it's more of a business for them and that's fine. I have a day job too - though if money wasn't an issue, I'd just as soon be doing something else. I still enjoy what I do and I'm good at it, but ultimately, it's the money that keeps me coming to the office every day. The latter category of guys - and they tend to be few and far between - are much less likely to ask for a pic, because for them it's about the sex. I actually know a few who have said they prefer *not* knowing what the client looks like because they get off on the excitement of not knowing until they meet. Almost all of the superstar escorts fall into the later category - Tyger, David-SF, Andrew Justice, Kristian, Iron Maus, etc. If you're used to dealing with the latter category of guys, it can be a bit surprising and off-putting to be asked for a pic, even though I totally understand why guys ask - and in fact, I typically *offer* to send one before meeting someone new, just because I feel a lot more comfortable going into a meeting knowing that the escort knows what to expect and is cool with proceeding.

Exchange with a Brazilian escort in Europe just last week: "Why do you have two identical iPhones?" "Because my wife would be pissed if she knew I was fucking girls." "Um, you mean guys?" "No, she's ok with me fucking guys, she just doesn't like when I fuck other girls, but I really like pussy." "Oh..."

I get that a pouty look can sometimes be hot, especially for someone promoting themselves as an alpha-male power top, but unless there's at least one pic of the guy looking happy and/or pleasant, then chances are slim I would ever contact them. The whole "duck lip" thing I don't get at all - unless, of course, someone is promoting themselves as being very "Jersey Shore" (God forbid). My personal favorite is when every pic in a guy's Rentmen ad involves him giving the finger to the camera and/or looking like he's about to assault the camera (or the person holding it). As much as I like aggressive tops, I ain't inviting THAT GUY to my hotel room.

I thought about hiring him when he was in NYC last week. I texted him asking about his schedule and he responded within a few minutes letting me know which night worked best for him. Unfortunately, I ended up having work-related plans that night, so I wasn't able to meet up with him. I love Esteban's look - and obviously his equipment is pretty impressive - to say the least. My only concern is that in his videos, he always seems to be completely disconnected from his scene partners - almost like he's not even enjoying himself, but rather, he's just there to do a job (i.e. top the bottom in the scene). He rarely shows any emotion in his scenes - I'm always a little surprised when he cums, because you really can't see it coming, it just sort of happens a minute or two before the scene ends. Also his technique is a little mechanical in that he usually pounds the bottom from the get go without ever changing things up - again, it looks like he's just doing what he's been told to do and that he's not really that into it. I could totally be misreading him, but those would be my concerns about hiring him. I'd be thrilled to hear otherwise, because I've always really liked his look (among other things ).

James was still seeing clients as recently as this past summer. And he definitely does not charge $500 per hour. I know that for a fact. If you're interested in meeting him, I'd recommend you try the email address listed in his reviews.

If you ever find yourself Down Under, look up KeiranXXL. That thing has to be seen to be believed. Not only is it long (a real 8+), and extremely thick (I could barely get my hand around it), but when it gets hard, it literally stands up against his stomach. I've never seen a dick as big as Keiran's do that before. I've seen a few dicks that are longer than Keiran's and a couple of others that are thicker than his, but never one as long AND thick AND hard as his. And he knows how to use it better than just about anyone I've ever met. (And he really is a construction worker!! ) http://xxlkeiran.tumblr.com/post/119031077757 http://fagsmut.net/big-dicks-hung-guys/aussie-gay-porn-star-keiranxxl/attachment/untitled-445/ http://xxlkeiran.tumblr.com/archive