I would avoid "MuscleJake". His massage is mediocre and he cops an attitude as reflected in his ad. Buyer beware.
"**SERIOUS INQUIRIES ONLY**
Proper Inquiry "Hi Jake, my name is (...) and I found you on rent masseur. Do you have availability tonight at 8pm?"
**Zero Tolerance Policy**
I pride myself on excellent communication and being extremely reliable. I expect the same of my clients. If you need to cancel or reschedule, please give me sufficient notice. Please also RESPECT my time as I always RESPECT yours. This also applies to appointment inquiries. "No shows" or generalized "flakiness" will result in a permanent block."