Joe would put my panties in a panic, that's for sure (and he'd get well beyond second base with me!). And I second the beauteous Buster (I just hope he's a pitcher not a catcher in that regard!). (Oh, would that they're Giants in all ways!). And Gabe. And Grady. And yes, when I go fishing for studs, Trout is my preferred catch.
You gents might enjoy a thread from last year that started with a no hitter and (d)evolved into a more lustful appreciation of the game: http://www.companyofmen.org/showthread.php?93934-No-Hitter&highlight=baseball
Some "oldies" but goodies (I'll try to find decent pics) include Josh Willingham, David Freese, Jeff Francoeur, Adam Wainwright, Cole Hamels, Cliff Lee. For the rough trade look, try Josh Hamilton and Mat Latos,
Hubba hubba hubby material!