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Chris Eisenhower

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  1. There is no ideal initial text other than: "Hi, my name is ____ and I wanted to reach out to you to let you know I'll be in your city on ______ date if you're going to be available. If so, I'll send you a detailed email shortly to set something up. Thanks!" Anyone who tried to set up a meeting via text or using text-type abbreviations got ignored.
  2. I took extended breaks from escorting, but did it off/on for about 11 years total.
  3. I cannot even imagine. When I was in DC, I didn't have time to make friends outside of escorting because I was gone for long periods at a time. I also felt like my escorting crowd understood what quickly became a really important part of my life and I didn't have to explain anything or feel judged.
  4. Tried it and didn't work for me. I only traveled with an established invite and didn't fool with the day-earlier, day-later to see other clients. People are flaky and I totally get why many escorts get pissed at clients who cancel at the last minute for some BS (no, your goddamn grandmother did not die so don't even try it and even if she did you should have planned for a different time).
  5. I have not read through all the responses, but you'd think escort sites would take time to focus group with escorts over what tech works and what doesn't before spending the time/money to develop it. I would never use a messenger app as a mode of communication with a client other than a brief introduction or if the client is established and wanted to check availability. If you can text, you can call.
  6. You got screwed. Unless you want someone to be "in charge," you should be in charge and your escort will respect that you are in charge. Neither side likes a ticking clock, but c'mon. His version of customer service is like when you leave a shitty review for a hotel and instead of doing anything meaningful about it the manager posts "well we hope you'll give us a second chance the next time you're in town." Over time, the mediocre review will cost him thousands of dollars in appointments, because if I know one thing that's true about escorting: clients read reviews and hire based off them.
  7. I = me/other typical escort Q: What exactly is an "overnight" session? A: We meet at some point in the evening, usually have dinner and then it's off to the races. I spend the night and then in the morning after some interaction we shed tears and bid our fond farewells until next time. Q: We'll spend the entire night doing... what? A: It won't be having sex, if that's what you're asking. You wouldn't want that, and I can't do that (and most escorts can't either), so imagine having a guest over for 12 hours and what you might do to fill the time. Q: I'm currently in touch with this guy who I want to hire, and he suggested the "overnight" option... A: Imagine 12 hours of fun with a friend, because you guys know things about each other, share things in common, communicate well, and so on. Now imagine 12 hours of awkward silence punctuated with brief bursts of single-word answers to your questions, followed by however long you'll be filled with regret for paying for that 12 hours. Now imagine talking on the phone for 15-30 minutes getting to know someone to see if A or B is more likely (which should have already given you insight into how your first question should be answered). Q: Are we suppose to have some fun but he will eventually expect some "off time" to get some rest?! A: It depends on how you define "off time." When I did an overnight with a client, the only off-time I had was being asleep because I was a guest. A guest for 12 hours doesn't get "off-time," and I didn't want off-time. I agreed to do an overnight because they seemed fun. If you're defining "off-time" as a break from a particular activity, that doesn't mean your escort should go trot his ass into another room to answer emails or phone calls or have some "me" time. You guys can talk, laugh, eat something, watch tv, etc. Q: ...say 11 pm A: This is too late in the evening to get started for an overnight. Q: ...say 11 pm, and we will spend the entire night doing what "I want" or rather "what I hired him to do" A: In my opinion, you don't want an overnight as much as you want an extended late-night session for 3-4 hours. If an escort is trying to convince you to hire them for an overnight that starts at 11pm, here's what will happen. 11:30 pm You: Well that was amazing! Escort: Yes, it was. I'm sleepy. Good night! There are a gazillion threads on this forum and just as many opinions on what an overnight is, and what an overnight should be. IMHO, sex is one component but not the only one. You'd be amazed at how quickly you can get bored with someone you don't know in less than 90 minutes.
  8. ANNNNNNDDDDD now it's time to play "Chris Eisenhower Answers Your Most Pressing Questions and Then Disappears For A While!" Because I'm sick of watching the news. So... Youngest: 19 (at least I hope he was 19) Oldest: 80+ Younger (pro): strokes my inner daddy ego side. Younger (con): completely disinterested in the BFE Older (pro): 99.5% respectful, courteous, interesting, engaged, generous, experienced, hot in bed ? Older (con): all of my truly bad (and I do mean BAD) experiences were made up of that remaining .5%
  9. I have to say that I'm five years out of the biz and still regard it as one of the best experiences of my life. I truly had an awesome time and met some wonderful people and sowed the absolute fuck out of my oats. It's nice to be missed, and I felt like what I did was appreciated and I still got to have an experience on my terms. And I miss Ace, Dane, Nate and those Palm Springs parties. That shit was fun.
  10. There's a barber shop with a primarily black clientele in Alexandria that I absolutely loved—Ultimate Styles Barbershop at 1308 Mt. Vernon. There would literally be people waiting outside on the sidewalk—and almost every client they saw wanted a clipper/fade-style cut. Be sure to request the owner or his son, and be prepared to wait for a chair and your actual haircut. They do not do a rush job, and it might have cost $30.
  11. (I haven't looked at the profile yet) "Him" like Jesus-Him? (I just looked at the profile) Hmmm. There's a bazillion profiles on this site and his is three words long. I have to wonder how much serious thought he's given this whole idea.
  12. Well I was doing quite well at the career I transitioned into (which escorting quite prepared me for), but the covid has slowed things down. So right now I'm trying to do some creative writing and enjoying the weather.
  13. Dane went to school and is hopefully done or almost done by now. Ethan got married sometime last year, I think.
  14. Victor—I sent you a PM with some information about this person.
  15. Yeah I read that and was like: WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
  16. Between that and the guy with the wallet... I mean, seriously?
  17. Why didn't you tell me you were this smart? I would have slept with you after Trio, and possibly Tropicale as well.
  18. It's automatic. You get in and get out.
  19. My last Über driver called the client's wife and I had to pretend to be "Jennifer," the administrative assistant. Kidding.
  20. Apart from one driver who just didn't show up, I've never had a problem with Über and use it a lot when traveling. As far as being "safe," DC cabbies appear to be some of the worst, most unsafe drivers on the road.
  21. I would marry Casey Donovan. And fuck the shit out of Jon King. Or Connor Habib. Oh and there's the redhead guy who went from being a twink to a little daddy bear who has a radio talkshow or something. I believe he lives in New York. Will Clark? And of course on Wednesdays, there is Jake Mitchell and Allen Silver. While my husband Casey was at work.
  22. These airlines keep trying to shove more and more people into a smaller space.
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