Tried Bert at Alpha and did not have the type of experience many have described. Decent massage with some sensual elements but the session itself ended rather abruptly without explosive anything. Also, when I left I realized the actual session was maybe 45 minutes at the max.
Don't know if it was because he was rushed due to the close scheduling of other clients (before and after me) if it was chemistry - while not an ogre, I'm not as young and built as I used to be - or he thought I wasn't interested. As for the latter, while it was obvious I was "interested" it does take more direct stimulation than he was providing.
Overall, not what I expected and not sure I will visit the place again given my experience with Bert and the reviews of the other therapists.
If you want a decent, cost efficient therapeutic session Bert is probably OK to fit the need. As for the rest, YMMV definitely applies.