Your point is on point. A hot, sexy masseur who delivers a great massage with various sensual elements is basically what everybody here is looking for.
Nonetheless, I am already very allergic to people who worship youknowwho (no politics, I know...), and on top of that reading all those other crazy things he writes makes for me the idea of being touched by him hard to enjoy disconnecting his views, I admit it. When I was in the area I contacted him and he sounded quite nice, but our schedule didn't coincide. I will be there again next winter for work, perhaps by then I will be able to think only about the positive things of meeting him...