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  1. My mom used them as well. She gave up when everyone in the family would help themselves to them. The tasted like little caramels. At least she had her Tab soda to help.
  2. I’m in PV right now. Came in a couple of days ago and the strip clubs were fun. I actually went to Antropology on Saturday night and it wasn’t as bad as the last trip. I wasn’t going to go, but it’s practically next door to my hotel (Porto Allegro). Wet was my first stop. They had a couple of hot guys doing a shower dance, and a few others I wouldn’t throw out of bed. The bar wasn’t to packed which is usually the issue I had in the past. Next I went to 69. Again, attractive guys. Not too pushy. Had a little lap dance at my couch (not nude) with a cutie. Had a conversation through google translate. after 69, I decided to try Antropology. Glad I did. They had a few good looking guys and a few dancers who look like starved models. I hope it does get better because it’s a great setup for a strip club. Plenty of seats and stages. It’s just a bit removed from the rest of the gay bars. I’ll update more as the week progresses. Other than the clubs, the weather is nice. Warm and the nights are cool but not cold. Had a nice dinner at Don Chana. Great service and great taco, guacamole and margarita. I would love any recommendations. Especially where to get a good massage.
  3. The website says it’s temporarily closed and moving.
  4. I have to agree with this statement. Customers are charged a $100 to see the dancers nude. If they don’t want to be nude, then they don’t come to the party. If the host can’t get the A-listers to comply, then move on to other dancers. When it comes to dancers, sometimes good is good enough. When I attended the party, Jonny Bronco was there. He was incredibly hot (and nude). But I still would have had just as much fun if he wasn’t there since there were plenty of dancers who were super attractive. There’s something hot about seeing a dancer completely nude that isn’t the same when they have a thong or g-string on. the second issue is getting nude for the first dance. I know it’s been discussed before, but I really hate it when a dancer waits until the second song to do that. I remember the first time that happened and I was like “what?” It’s $20 for a nude dance. Not $40 and $20 per song after that. I hope Tim reads these threads. I know it may be difficult to find dancers, but you have to stick your ground on some things. Otherwise this will continue with other demands from dancers. If you give a mouse a cookie…
  5. Chicken Soup is my favorite thing to make in the pressure cooker. Get a rotisserie chicken, take off the meat. Into the InstaPot goes the carcass with one roughly chopped onion, garlic, a little Soy sauce, salt and MOST IMPORTANTLY 1-2 bay leaves. Put it on high pressure for 30 minutes and you have an awesome broth. Shred the meat, put it back in the pot with some chopped carrots snd celery. Put the lid on and cook for 3 minutes on High pressure. Instant release and enjoy! At this point you can put a cup of noodles in and boil them until tender. I have a straining basket I use from an old pressure cooker I had before the InstaPot. Great for removing the chicken bones and used onion and bay leaves. I also keep using the bones to make extra stock for other recipes and freezing it in canning jars.
  6. I’ve said this before, but I love women’s night at these clubs. This was before Covid and I haven’t been there since. But these nights bring out dancers that are working that night because they know women are there. Sure the gravitate toward them, but they have to break away at some point and that’s when I approach them for a dance. A couple of dancers were obviously not excited about it, but they still said yes. Had a super hot time in the back and then released them back to the ladies. I also enjoy not having EVERY dancer ask me for a dance. I truly can sit back and watch the show and choose the dancer I’m interested in the most. Usually the hot straight guy dancing for the ladies hoping to get laid that night. It’s like being in a regular bar and a hot guy is about to take a hot girl home. You go up to him and say”I know you are going home with that girl, but before you go, could you and I go into the back for $40 and a couple of songs while you get naked and give me a lap dance?
  7. I stayed at the hotel Porto Allegro. Very simple. Right by the river and there blocks from the beach. The view was of a wall next door, but enough light came in. It’s in the romantic zone and I could walk to all the clubs and restaurants. I only used a cab to get to and from the airport. Again, very simple. Bed, bathroom with a shower (good pressure), small table with chair and a fridge. Also a vanity to store your clothes and a safe to store your passport,etc. it was about $125/night. I would stay again. Although I would like to stay in a couple of nights at a beachside resort to wake up to the ocean.
  8. Most of the dancers I asked did privates outside of the club and I get the feeling they can leave the club earlier than the dancers in Montreal. All three bars had “hosts” that were dressed in all black getting drinks, answering questions. I would approach one of them to see if they could arrange something for you. Tip him well and you’ll have a great evening.they speak fluid English and Spanish so the commutation will be seemless. I did see some groups gather together with dancers along the far wall. They set up “reserved” signs all over, but I don’t think it’s really enforced. Just tell the host right away you are there with a bachelor party and they’ll treat you right. On my last night there, an older guy came in with a beautiful woman and two gorgeous men. They sat down by me, but only interacted with him. Didn’t even say hello. I eventually struck up a conversation with the older guy and asked about his night. He was polite, but really focused on the dancers. He flirted with a couple and then left. My mind was going crazy thinking of all the different scenarios that could happen in their hotel room later. My gut tells me these guys are dancers and met the older gentleman a couple of nights before. Have fun. I recommend Club 69 for the group, but I think they are all good for parties of gay men wanting to enjoy beautiful men! As far as my massage, I paid $4000 pesos which is around $200 dollars. Hope this helps! Enjoy!
  9. At the airport ready to return to below zero temps🥶. Highly recommend Puerto Vallarta to all who would love a trip with beautiful men and sunny weather. We actually had rain yesterday with overcast most of the day. But it was still in the 70s and it was nice to be able to not have to get shade erect few hours. This Minnesotan burns pretty easily. Had a massage around 4pm from an extremely cute boy. Normally cost $70, but I negotiated up to a happy ending. After one hour, I was spent. Should have done that at the beginning of the trip. You can find places all around zona romantica offering massages. After a great dinner, I headed to the gay district to have a couple of drinks before going to the strip clubs. So much fun! I went to Wet Dreams first. Not as crowded as the night before and fewer dancers. I think they recognized me because they weren’t as aggressive. Met a few people from the Midwest, who were there for a bachelor party. Fun group and they kept the dancers busy. I tried Pervert again. Only a handful of dancers there. Hung out on the balcony with two of them. One was a newbie and I had fun teaching him how to do a lap dance. Finally ended up at Club 69. Hands down the best club. I didn’t do any privates, but I did have fun with a few of my favorites on the couch. Already planning the next trip. It has everything. Sun, fun and lots of hot men😜
  10. Flew in to PV a couple of days ago. I have been meaning to come here for a couple of years now. A fun couple I stoked up a conversation while in Montreal said this place tops Canada for strippers. It may be a tie😜 I will preface this with the culture here is all about tipping. There are tip jars everywhere and that’s how many make their money. That said, be ready to be overwhelmed at first for dancers asking you for a tips for just coming up to you and saying hello. Let’s get started: The first three clubs are right next to each other. So you can go in and out. No cover. They are on the street with all the major gay nightclubs. Some of these have beautiful go go boys as well. Club 69 - my favorite so far. It is a two level with an upstairs balcony area that surrounds the club so you can watch the dancers below. There’s seating along the wall to the right as you enter. There is a host that greets you and asks you what you want to drink. I sat down down on the couch area. Immediately there are dancers coming up to you greeting you, asking you if you want a private, etc. and then ask you for a tip. Just for talking with them for 30 seconds. It took me awhile to get use to it, but I eventually did. Most of the dancers were muscular. Some smooth chest, so hairy. A good mix. A couple of them were really good on the pole. One dancer who looks like Jack from the White Lotus did an amazing pole dance. Another patron saw him the next day with his girlfriend at the beach. 💔 So the dancers perform on stage and then go around for tips. The rest of the time dancers are talking up customers for privates and tips. I will back tonight for a couple of the dancers. Wet Bar - Similar vibe, but much smaller bar, but brighter. It has an 80’s feel to it. Dancers are similar to Club 69, but more agreesive. Again, just hold your ground and say no thanks. Most of them understand at least some english, so it isn’t too hard to talk.I did a private with someone who looked like Timotheé Chalamet. Only more muscular. This is where the privates differ from Canada. You pay for the room $500 pesos (about $25 US) for ten minutes. The dancer gets naked and you can touch him around the body, but nothing sexual. If you give the dancer another $500 pesos, then you get to interact more like a lap dance. I did have fun teaching him some lap dance moves like breathing into the customers ear and talking dirty while playing with him. Again there are prices for everything. They are open to receiving blowjobs, but they won’t give a blowjob without a condom. They will ask if you prefer to suck cock or eat ass—which I found to be a little amusing. Hot guys and prices similar to Canada. Pervert - you have to walk upstairs to get to the club. I walked in and was the ONLY customer. I felt like a lamb that just walked into the wolves den. Of course, I was immediately greeted by 10 guys asking for a dance. Wow! I got a drink and had a nice lap dance with a cute guy. Paid the host the fee. This wasn’t even a private,but I’m fine with PDA. I left after this dance. I’m sure it’s fun once it fills with customers, just don’t be the first one at 10pm. Antropology - Big disappointment. Went in and very aggressive dancers. Not attractive by the other stripclub standards. These guys have seen better days. There were only 2 dancers I even considered. One was beautiful. He stuck out like a rose among thorns. Another was in his early 40’s. Looked like a younger Armand Assante. Didn’t stay long enough to have a dance. Might go at midnight with more crowds. There is supposedly a sex show late at night but I didn’t stay around for it. Still have one night left. The city is beautiful and the climate is perfect. Even without the clubs, this is a great city to visit when you need to get away from the cold. I’ll post more later. If anyone has suggestions or wants me to check another place out, let me know. I can’t promise, but I’m always looking for suggestions.
  11. Can’t wait to hear Coolwave’s report of the party and after party😜. The lineup looked stunning! Hope to make the December party this year.
  12. Thanks for the great report! Can’t wait to get back to Montreal!
  13. I love going on ladies night. There are dancers who only dance on that night. There is so much energy generated by the screaming ladies. This energy just pumps up the guys dancing and you can’t help but get excited by it. Plus, you aren’t constantly approached by dancers to see if you want a dance because their focus is on the ladies. But in the end, the ladies don’t pay as much. So you get a hot guy who’s been pumped up by female affection and you ask them if they want to do a private. I love watching the ladies reaction when I take their man into the back.😜 And really, sometimes it’s fun to hang with ladies and admire hot guys.
  14. They did have them the last time I was there, but it’s been a few years. It was kind of a younger crowd, but always fun.
  15. They are all great! My favorite was Reza. I literally look at every photo on his instagram account. Wow! Have a great party! Can’t wait to hear the details!
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